Q. WE WANT TO LAUNCH A NEW BRAND BUT WE HAVEN'T COMMITTED TO A DEFINITIVE PLAN AS OF YET. WE NEED TO SO SOME BACKGROUND RESEARCH, RUN A FEW WORKSHOPS TO UNDERSTAND WHAT DIRECTION OUR KEY STAKEHOLDERS ARE READY TO TAKE, HAVE AN AGENCY DRAW UP A BRAND MAP AND THEN DEVELOP THAT BRAND, BOTH STRATEGICALLY AND VISUALLY FROM SCRATCH. THEN WE NEED TO PUT TOGETHER A CREATIVE CAMPAIGN, MANAGE THE CREATIVE PRODUCTION AND HELP US TO LAUNCH, ADJUST AND THEN CONTINUE TO PUSH OUR BRAND INTO THE MARKET. IS THIS SOMETHING THAT YOU'RE ABLE TO HELP WITH? A. Yes.
Q. I'M LOST IN THE WOODS AND IT'S STARTING TO GET DARK. WHAT DO I DO? A. First, don't panic. Try to build a makeshift shelter from trees, branches or any other nearby materials. Anything that'll keep the wind out. If possible build a small fire that emits plenty of smoke. Most important, stay put and wait for help to arrive.
Q. DO YOU KNOW THE LYRICS TO "DON'T YOU WANT ME?" BY THE HUMAN LEAGUE? A. You were workin' as a waitress in a cocktail bar, when I met you. I picked you out, I shook you up and turned you around, turned you into someone new. Now five years later on you've got the world at your feet, success has been so easy for you. But don't forget, it's me who put you where you are now, and I can put you back down too. Don't, don't you want me? You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't see me. Don't, don't you want me? You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me. It's much too late to find, you think you've changed your mind, you'd better change it back or we will both be sorry. Don't you want me, baby? Don't you want me, ohh? I was working as a waitress in a cocktail bar, that much is true. But even then I knew I'd find a much better place, either with or without you. The five years we have had have been such good times, I still love you. But now I think it's time I live my life on my own, I guess it's just what I must do. Don't, don't you want me? You know I can't believe it when I hear that you won't see me. Don't, don't you want me? You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me. It's much too late to find, you think you've changed your mind, you'd better change it back or we will both be sorry. Don't you want me, baby? Don't you want me, ohh?
Q. ARE YOU EXPENSIVE TO HIRE? A. Yes.
Q. HOW EXPENSIVE? A. Very.
Q. NO, REALLY. HOW MUCH WOULD IT COST TO HIRE YOU? A. Like any agency, we're 25% more expensive than our competitors.
Q. WHAT'S WITH ALL THE BEARS ON YOUR WEBSITE? A. Those bears were photographed by our Creative Director Erin Rodness. Erin is awesome. She makes things like candles and purses and pants. If you're looking for pants, we suggest you hit her up.
Q. IS ERIN EXPENSIVE TO HIRE? A. Yes.
Q. HOW EXPENSIVE? A. Ok. Seriously. We’ve already done this. Next question please.
Q. FINE. WILL I FIND TRUE HAPPINESS? A. Yes. You will. And you will do great things, and bring people joy, and it will all start tomorrow. After all, tomorrow is another day.
Q. WE’VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT DRAKE AND WE’RE INTERESTED IN CHECKING OUT SOME OF HIS MUSIC. WHAT WOULD YOU RECOMMEND AS A GOOD PLACE TO START? A. We recommend that you start with "Started From The Bottom". After that, check out "Hotline Bling".
Q. WHAT’S THE BEST WAY TO COOK SCRAMBLED EGGS? A. Have a look at this Gordon Ramsay video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PUP7U5vTMM0 Q. CAN WE COME BY AND HANG OUT WITH YOU GUYS? A. Yes. Once this pandemic thing lifts and we're no longer traumatized, totally. We have a Nespresso machine so come by anytime. Bring donuts.
Q. DO YOU WANT TO GO BOWLING? A. No. Bowling is gross. You put your three fingers into the same bowling ball that thousands of other people have touched, having not washed their hands. Then you use those fingers to eat French fries. Eww. Don't even get us started on the whole re-used bowling shoes thing.
